A Few Quick Quips & Quotes...

• A woman usually wants to be heard, not fixed.


• In Heaven, every man has three remote controls and all toilet seats are left up.


• Men don't want to know what's on television, they want to know what else is on television.


• Men don't get lost - they simply discover alternative destinations.


• When men go to the bathroom, they never take a support group.


• Why do men fart more than women? Women don't stop talking long enough to build up pressure.


• Seals and otters don't manipulate each other with tears. Only humans do.

Have an awesome Saturday!

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