Humor is Great Medicine!

1. Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny was arrested? It was for battery!

2. Did you know that banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour?

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

4. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

5. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

6. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

7. Stop singing and read on...

8. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

9. A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay," said his father, "So, what does the Bible mean?" "Daddy, it stands for Basic Information Before Leaving Earth."

And last but not least...

10. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called LABOR!

Enjoy your day and be blessed! :)